Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Anthony Weiner takes Joe Scarborough to the woodshed

People who know me, read this blog, the women who are fortunate enough to be there as I sexually underachieve on top of them, my twitter peeps - all understand that the hatred that I have for Joe Scarborough runs deeper than Sasquatch vagina. As detestable as Joe Scarborough the man is, my main point of contention is how he has fooled shitloads of liberals into thinking that he's some sort of reasonably moderate conservative. He's not. The man is a wolf in sheep's clothing, a velvet gloved Sean Hannity, a political Eddie Haskell. See, here's the recipe that makes up the Douche Souffle that is Joe Scarborough: Step 1) Blatantly lie about all the Bush policies you opposed Step 2)Randomly insert some nonsensical story about the good old days when you were in Congress Step 3)Incessantly Toil in false equivalences. "Obama was called a nigger, a guy has a gun at an event, people are questioning his birth certificate? Hell, someone held up a Bush as Hitler sign up once!! Step 4)Agree with a progressive on a no brainer.. "I agree, Obama was right to remain silent about the Iran protests. Did I mention that I'm against puppies being tortured?" Step 5)Behave like a petulant child whenever someone calls you on your Bullshit. Stir. Let sit for 5 minutes..

That's why Anthony Weiner kicking Joe Scarborough in the teeth this morning while discussing health care was such a great thing to see. Enjoy.




7 comments:

kevinista said...

fine, so what do you suggest? lets send the secret police to arrest him and make sure there are not opposing views on tv?

I look foward to you writing about real partisans on primetime MSNBC :)

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BLESSD1 said...

Man..."a velvet-gloved Sean Hannity". I don't think a more perfect description could be said. I'm just waiting for Joe to finally take his place on his rightful network, FUCKED news (the one that Ruport Murdoch lords over like he's Senator Palpitine or some shit).

BLESSD1 said...

And oh yeah...Anthony Weiner turned Joe over his knee and spanked his ass...well.

S'August said...

Goes to show that opposing an opinion is not an opinion. You still have to think, and prepare your own.

Anonymous said...

"What are they bringing to the deal?"
"...."

Done. lol

centerleftgal said...

OMG - a velvet gloved SH!!. I love MSNBC and actually watch MJ everymorning. But in the last few months I feel like Joe is nothing more than a GOP tool. He set his audience up to believe they would hear moderate bipartisan views and all he does is regurgitate and paraphrase Repub talking points and MICA! MICA drank the koolaid and doesnt even freakin realize it. Joe's ratings are so high that now IMUS is being put up against him same time slot.