tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post110916274242472099..comments2023-10-20T04:57:35.975-07:00Comments on Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants and News: Beware of Killer BiscuitsThe Humanity Critichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17952770577150500798noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-49463151222161460822009-09-15T10:13:11.182-07:002009-09-15T10:13:11.182-07:00Dude, miki, how many movies have you seen?
First ...Dude, miki, how many movies have you seen?<br /><br />First of all, canned biscuits contain a leavening agent. They can burst even if it has nothing to do with the heat simply by sitting on the groceries store shelf too long. The leavening agent can react to changes in moisture, acidity or even yes, the heat over time, and eventually produce a gas to cause the biscuits to rise. The biscuits just burst right out of the can with a loud pop. This is why they are normally kept refrigerated. <br /><br />Second, in a parked car with all of the windows rolled up, as the story says this car was, we know for a fact that it can get hot enough to kill a dog. I'm sure popping some biscuits wouldn't be to hard.<br /><br />Third, depending on how your shot, what kind of gun/bullet, the trajectory of the projectile and i'm sure other factors, your brain would not just "Splatter like shit" as you so eloquently put it. A low guage gun with small bullets doesnot actually have much force, and could very easily loose most of it's momentum the minute it passes flesh and bone. There have been documented cases of people being shot in the head, the bullet had enough force to enter but not enough to exit, it bounces around the brain pan for a while, a twisted shard of hot shrapnel basically playing pong inside of the brain, liquefying what tissue is in it's path until it finally slows down due to all of the resistance.<br /><br />It is also [possible that the woman could have though, rather then having been shot directly in the back of the head, that the bullet had come from the side, hitting her at just the very back of her head popping off a nice junk of her skull on it's way.<br /><br />No matter WHAT the woman thought, she heard a very loud POP in a very small enclosed space, and was smacked on the back of the head by a projectile. Pay attention here, she's already in shock at this point, already feeling the tendrils of horror crawl through her body as, in a matter of second , she reaches up to the back of her head and feels, what she doesn't know is, the mushy soft dough from a can of biscuits. Who's thinking about blood at this point? You think your shot in the head, you reach up to feel, in shock, and feel squishy stuff. Who cares about blood??? <br /><br />On a serious note, she's an idiot. She thinks she got shot in the head. Great, so lets run down the check list. Am i coherent enough to think? Yes, check. Have i suddenly found myself drooling uncontrolably, sitting limply in a vegetable like state due to my BRAIN HAVING BEEN PIERCED by a projectile? Nope, check. Am i dead? Nope, check. conclusion? May be i wasn't shot in the brain! <br /><br />but that's just my opinion, i could be wrong.Kenji De Sadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15795160018967864995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1109528283276715722005-02-27T10:18:00.000-08:002005-02-27T10:18:00.000-08:00too funny.. for realtoo funny.. for realAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205384167481897308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1109199996321003722005-02-23T15:06:00.000-08:002005-02-23T15:06:00.000-08:00that is just plain ridiculous!that is just plain ridiculous!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1109194591033657092005-02-23T13:36:00.000-08:002005-02-23T13:36:00.000-08:00LOL oh wow....LOL oh wow....Toyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275212030465917815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1109170092296033082005-02-23T06:48:00.000-08:002005-02-23T06:48:00.000-08:00You know, I heard this story recently but I don't ...You know, I heard this story recently but I don't remember if it was on snopes.com or not. It's pretty funny though.peachyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451794141597730747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1109165926444061062005-02-23T05:38:00.000-08:002005-02-23T05:38:00.000-08:00Nope. (*folding my arms*) You made THAT up!... and...Nope. (*folding my arms*) You made THAT up!... and if you did, it was a GOOD one! *Grin*!!!!<br />~Ms. BlaizeMs. Blaizehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03742531659848823726noreply@blogger.com