tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post111223563627954977..comments2023-10-20T04:57:35.975-07:00Comments on Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants and News: Men over 60 who could beat your motherfucking ass!!The Humanity Critichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17952770577150500798noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1149217825221888222006-06-01T20:10:00.000-07:002006-06-01T20:10:00.000-07:00***SEAN CONNERY IS MY LIFE IDOL!!! GOOGLE "Sean Co...***SEAN CONNERY IS MY LIFE IDOL!!! GOOGLE "Sean Connery's Soldiers" and click the gamespot link to see the OFFICIAL SEAN CONNERY UNION!!!<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery was the original Master Chief in Halo, but the games producers wanted the war between the humans and covenant to last three games, not one.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery makes a mountain out of a molehill. He then scales the mountain with his bare hands, kills whoever he finds at the top, and detonates a ten megaton bomb as he hanglides away.<BR/><BR/>Mr. T once tried to pity Sean Connery. Sean Connery then proceeded to pistol whip Mr. T into a hundred golden bullets that he now uses in his Walther PPK to kill communists.<BR/><BR/>There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Sean Connery is going to drive his Aston Martin V12 Vanquish.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery was once cut by an assassin’s blade. Upon his skin opening, a third arm came out of the wound and pistol whipped the assassin to death. If asked about this, Sean Connery will not remember, because it all happened while he was asleep.<BR/>Sean Connery let the dogs out. He then forced them back in with an intense eyebrow raise, a few pistol whips, and later pistol whipped all of the Baha Men for questioning Sean Connery.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery once blew up the periodic table of elements. He later said, “The only element Sean Connery knows is surprise.”<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery does not eat food. He pistol whips it until it surrenders its nutrition to Sean Connery.<BR/><BR/>When life gives Sean Connery lemons, he holds his Walther PPK to its head and tells it to make him some ****’in lemonade.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery once had an STD. It eventually left him, and detonated in Hiroshima.<BR/><BR/>If you’ve ever been assassinated in halo, you know what fighting Sean Connery is like.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery does not catch colds, he captures them.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery does not sleep. He waits.<BR/><BR/>23,000. That is the number of people Sean Connery has pistol whipped in the time it has taken you to read the first three words of this sentence.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery is allergic to doors. This is why he only uses C4 to blow through them.<BR/><BR/>If you ask Sean Connery for the time, he will check his watch, and say “Time to die,” as he burns your eyes out with the watches phosphorescent laser.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery does not blink. Whoever looks him in the eye will imagine him blinking out of fear.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery’s hair isn’t actually black. The sun is just afraid to shine on his head.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery uses lemon juice for eye drops.<BR/><BR/>Igor Sikorski invented the helicopter, but Sean Connery invented one hundred thirty nine ways to blow one up.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery is his own bodyguard.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery is the reason Sam Fisher tries to hide.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery was once attacked by Chuck Norris. Sean Connery gave him three things. His autograph, calling card, and personal advice. All three were bullets to the head.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery means death in six different languages. English is one of them.<BR/><BR/>Neil Armstrong may have been the first person on the moon, but Sean Connery was the first man.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery was once bitten by a rattlesnake. Shortly thereafter, the poison caused the snake to explode.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery does not have a blood sugar level. He has a blood C4 level.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery does not pay the government a cost of living tax, the government pays him a cost of survival tax.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery can sneeze without closing his eyes. He can also see without opening them.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery can watch “60 Minutes” in fifteen minutes.<BR/><BR/>When in Rome, Sean Connery does not do as Romans do. He does as Sean Connery does, and kills some commies.<BR/><BR/>Darth Vader may be Luke Skywalker's father, but Sean Connery is Darth Vader's father.<BR/><BR/>George Bush found no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq cuz Sean Connery was on vacation from hunting terrorists there... his vacation was hunting commies in Russia.<BR/><BR/>Sean Connery knows where the beef is.<BR/><BR/>The only condoms bigger than magnums, are Sean Connerys.<BR/><BR/>SEAN CONNERY IS THE RULER OF ALLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1114213581300080252005-04-22T16:46:00.000-07:002005-04-22T16:46:00.000-07:00Ha! This is great. I'd add Isaac Hayes, Ron Isley ...Ha! This is great. I'd add Isaac Hayes, Ron Isley and "Mister Mayagi" (his real name escapes me) to the list too :)Mahogany Ellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03082117105191984555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112556545479101642005-04-03T12:29:00.000-07:002005-04-03T12:29:00.000-07:00Who? Sean Connery IS the best Bond ever! Ike and B...Who? Sean Connery IS the best Bond ever! Ike and Burt? I'm faster than thrm, I can take both right now while I'm eating cereal...The others? I'll cross the street and wave at them as I go past...LOLgreggyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01147529991055736011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112458671908344322005-04-02T08:17:00.000-08:002005-04-02T08:17:00.000-08:00Back in the day Burt Reynolds was gangsta. he was ...Back in the day Burt Reynolds was gangsta. he was known for being a bad ass. <BR/><BR/>You need to read Jim Brown's autobiography... it is FUNNEEE but dope...<BR/><BR/>Bruce LEe took his kicks from Chuch Norris. At that time Chuck had the fastest kick in the world, i believed it clocked at 90 mph..Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205384167481897308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112437801325538762005-04-02T02:30:00.000-08:002005-04-02T02:30:00.000-08:00When you added Burt Reynold to the list, that just...When you added Burt Reynold to the list, that just about did it for me. Lmao! I was cracking up.<BR/><BR/>Burt's angry ass "stare" ALONE let's you know that he can whoop some serious ass. lol. Scary. <BR/><BR/>And seriously. If I ever seen Jim Brown walking towards me...I'd run.<BR/><BR/>Very funny post Critic. I likes...Dayrellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12084620497816374950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112411839755236562005-04-01T19:17:00.000-08:002005-04-01T19:17:00.000-08:00i'm with rbg and peachy, and the rest - Sean Conne...i'm with rbg and peachy, and the rest - Sean Connery is just plain hot!<BR/><BR/>and Burt, it's a shame he went and missed himself up - but there is something about him - carefree with a 'don't mess with me' attitude.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112376034164823422005-04-01T09:20:00.000-08:002005-04-01T09:20:00.000-08:00I used to be a big fan of Richard Roundtree until ...I used to be a big fan of Richard Roundtree until I heard him speak at the 2000 Republican Convention. That's right, Shaft has sold out all the way and joined the man.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17601863377056165200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112366996894285032005-04-01T06:49:00.000-08:002005-04-01T06:49:00.000-08:00Sean Connery is a bad mutha@#$%$Ike Turner is just...Sean Connery is a bad mutha@#$%$<BR/><BR/>Ike Turner is just damn scary. (definitely wouldn't want to offer his ass some pound cake)<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris' pants are too tight to fight.<BR/><BR/>Richard Roundtree is somebody I definitely wouldn't want to piss off.<BR/><BR/>Clint Eastwood and Burt Reynolds, are legends on screen, but I don't think they could stay awake long enough to whoop somebody's ass.Rezahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529201911295644844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112330196956260382005-03-31T20:36:00.000-08:002005-03-31T20:36:00.000-08:00That has to be the funniest post I've read since.....That has to be the funniest post I've read since...well since I started bloggin 3 months ago! Plus there's something laugh-out-loud histerical about the words "motherfucking ass!!" Guess 'cause I can't say those words on my blog.Don Tate IIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07616878926865387399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112329554352897752005-03-31T20:25:00.001-08:002005-03-31T20:25:00.001-08:00Age*Age*MBT4679https://www.blogger.com/profile/08564651725065075391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112329549134436822005-03-31T20:25:00.000-08:002005-03-31T20:25:00.000-08:00Might I add my grandfather (Aage 81)...Thank you, ...Might I add my grandfather (Aage 81)...<BR/><BR/>Thank you, thank you very much <BR/><BR/>*cowering in fear at the thought*MBT4679https://www.blogger.com/profile/08564651725065075391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112302614809543402005-03-31T12:56:00.000-08:002005-03-31T12:56:00.000-08:00shaft will kick your ass, can you dig it!shaft will kick your ass, can you dig it!Jdidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08493622796742761799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112294413460934302005-03-31T10:40:00.000-08:002005-03-31T10:40:00.000-08:00Daaang, I never knew how old these men were. They'...Daaang, I never knew how old these men were. They're really gettin up there in age! LOL @ chuck norris.....and that last dude looks pretty...bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112284758706115892005-03-31T07:59:00.000-08:002005-03-31T07:59:00.000-08:00Awesome post. I don't think he qualifies yet, but ...Awesome post. I don't think he qualifies yet, but when Gary Busey makes it over 60, he should be on this list, too. Dude's not all that intimidating or tough, but he's fucking crazy, and I think he'd be capable of almost anything.Joeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09620135691106123184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112282959432710082005-03-31T07:29:00.000-08:002005-03-31T07:29:00.000-08:00Nice blog, making it a favorite. I think I can ta...Nice blog, making it a favorite. I think I can take Chuck NorrisMacMarvhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05007821291731677092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1112279823867300712005-03-31T06:37:00.000-08:002005-03-31T06:37:00.000-08:00Sean Connery can give me a slap. Yum-my.I love Jim...Sean Connery can give me a slap. Yum-my.<BR/><BR/>I love Jim Brown.peachyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451794141597730747noreply@blogger.com