tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post112298884468278701..comments2023-10-20T04:57:35.975-07:00Comments on Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants and News: Phone EtiquetteThe Humanity Critichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17952770577150500798noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123734635692081642005-08-10T21:30:00.000-07:002005-08-10T21:30:00.000-07:00"and to bitchslap George Bush and Dick Cheney with..."and to bitchslap George Bush and Dick Cheney with the force of a Tyson Blow"<BR/><BR/>I think I like you already...<BR/><BR/>=PPaul Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10145187263451749836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123355325055077442005-08-06T12:08:00.000-07:002005-08-06T12:08:00.000-07:00Dude, the kid one was a classic! I am still laughi...Dude, the kid one was a classic! I am still laughing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123298401657477362005-08-05T20:20:00.000-07:002005-08-05T20:20:00.000-07:00OK, you keep me in stitches. I got a question for ...OK, you keep me in stitches. I got a question for you though. Do embarrassing messages include playing excerpts of songs on someone's voice mail? For a month, the guy I was dating and a guy I broke up with were both leaving "I REALLY LOVE YOU" from Erykah Badu's "Think Twice" on my voice mail. I really know how to pick 'em.SAMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17002891733873540805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123119021541430462005-08-03T18:30:00.000-07:002005-08-03T18:30:00.000-07:00i sooo feel u i hate talkin to peoples lil kids wh...i sooo feel u i hate talkin to peoples lil kids who dont even say anything on the phone or u hear the parent saying, "say hi...say hi." then the parent gets back on the phone sayin,"what did he say?"<BR/><BR/>u say nothing and the parent always has some excuse...oh he/she is watchin tv...he/she is sleepy...its never a legit excuse like yeah my kid doesnt know what the phone is yet.<BR/><BR/>after some bs like that i instantly have something else that needs urgent attention and i end the phone call.<BR/><BR/>if i wanted to talk to lil kids that cant form sentences on the phone i would call and ask to speak to them. (wow i didnt know i could be that mean...that actually sounds vicious)Miss Stylishly Gracefulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13601083826904670061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123076901418698442005-08-03T06:48:00.000-07:002005-08-03T06:48:00.000-07:00Hate hate hate it all.Like when a cell phone drops...Hate hate hate it all.<BR/><BR/>Like when a cell phone drops calls and someone calls you back over and over just to drop the call again?<BR/><BR/>And, on the land lines, my mother says it best--"Take me off that G_DD_M speakerphone!"Running2Kshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13115141360927156245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123076531085474752005-08-03T06:42:00.000-07:002005-08-03T06:42:00.000-07:00Oh holy fucking hell, the thing about people not p...Oh holy fucking hell, the thing about people not paying attention when you are obviously on the phone just hits home in so many ways.<BR/><BR/>When I'm at work and I'm on the phone, my boss will walk in and start to talk to me as though I'm supposed to just stop midsentence in my other conversation and start to talk to her. Then, when I give her the "hold on" sign with my index finger (although wishing it were a different finger I was holding up to her), she stands there and waits although I have given no indication whatsoever that this conversation is going to terminate anytime in the immediate future.<BR/><BR/>What the hell is it with people?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123052466417100662005-08-03T00:01:00.000-07:002005-08-03T00:01:00.000-07:00How about people who insist on calling at all hour...How about people who insist on calling at all hours of the night? For some reason, it's the SAME people. All of the f*cking vampires!NewYorkMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18352113877701064150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123045993251720542005-08-02T22:13:00.000-07:002005-08-02T22:13:00.000-07:00yeah, i subscribe all that.one thing I might add: ...yeah, i subscribe all that.<BR/>one thing I might add: it makes me furious when I talk to a good friend to whom I haven't talked for a long time and suddenly i hear that 'click click'. yah. she is typing sth. WTF? if you wanna talk to me - talk! if not, don't ! but don't write emails WHILE I am calling you and paying that shit!emeraldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07938182633543909998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123039230035970902005-08-02T20:20:00.000-07:002005-08-02T20:20:00.000-07:00Again, you prove why you are the best blogger arou...Again, you prove why you are the best blogger around.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123039183142833772005-08-02T20:19:00.000-07:002005-08-02T20:19:00.000-07:00Talking to someone's brat on the phone is the wors...Talking to someone's brat on the phone is the worst. funny stuff man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123038386739248302005-08-02T20:06:00.000-07:002005-08-02T20:06:00.000-07:00HA HA HA at you on the speakerphone and talking wi...HA HA HA at you on the speakerphone and talking with the kid... STOP KILLING ME!<BR/><BR/>You know what you didn't talk about? Maybe it's just West Indian folk... don't get them on the phone.<BR/><BR/>-phone rings-<BR/>Solitaire: Hello?<BR/>Nigga on other end of the line: Hello?<BR/>Solitaire: (mad as hell) HELLO?<BR/>nigga: Hello?<BR/>Solitaire: WHO IS THIS?<BR/>nigga: Oh, it's so and so. Can I speak with....<BR/><BR/>WHEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP, YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY HELLO BACK!-_-https://www.blogger.com/profile/09264740405561705242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123036919794776622005-08-02T19:41:00.000-07:002005-08-02T19:41:00.000-07:00another banger man...word... i feel you on the lit...another banger man...<BR/>word... i feel you on the little chilluns and phone thing. I hate when folks have a conversation with you while they are on the phone...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205384167481897308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123036524078076122005-08-02T19:35:00.000-07:002005-08-02T19:35:00.000-07:00ROFLMAO @ "If you haven't come to grips with the f...ROFLMAO @ "If you haven't come to grips with the fact that your daughter is freakier than Rick James on a three day crack binge, that's on you lady!" <BR/><BR/>HC, you are WRONG for that!! But you're hella funny. I don't like speakerphones either. I'm the type to say whatever's on my mind and sometimes, some crazy stuff comes out, and it may fall on the wrong ears. Oh well. Disclaimer: for mature audiences only.MizChievoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08723041393337844688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123033465475379072005-08-02T18:44:00.000-07:002005-08-02T18:44:00.000-07:00the one with the lil kids is so truethe one with the lil kids is so trueJdidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08493622796742761799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123011515811573782005-08-02T12:38:00.000-07:002005-08-02T12:38:00.000-07:00This is so!!! funny. Esp. the part about messages...This is so!!! funny. Esp. the part about messages. Don't incriminate yourself! LOL!!! BTW, if Quincy reads your blog you won't have to tell him that he has no convo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123006480347280912005-08-02T11:14:00.000-07:002005-08-02T11:14:00.000-07:00P.S.I also hate when people will stay on the phone...P.S.<BR/>I also hate when people will stay on the phone long enough for my voicemail (home or work) to pick up, and then as a message... they hang up.TiffJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15781893986200397664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123006397551208882005-08-02T11:13:00.000-07:002005-08-02T11:13:00.000-07:00I've left a nasty threatening message or two (or t...I've left a nasty threatening message or two (or ten) before in my day. When at all possible I make the threats happen though...so that doesn't really make them threats now does it?Niahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860105512770341661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123006331142311262005-08-02T11:12:00.000-07:002005-08-02T11:12:00.000-07:00I hate piss poor phone etiquette... at home AND at...I hate piss poor phone etiquette... at home AND at work... so while at home, I screen my calls shamelessly, and if it's someone I can't stand talking to, I don't answer. In fact, if I feel the conversation is going nowhere, I will either hang up casually w/out warning or I will put the receiver down and continue on watching whatever movie I was watching, while they yap away about nonsense. At work, a huge bulk of my job involves heavy phone contact... unfortunately, I HAVE to deal with it... bummer.TiffJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15781893986200397664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123004686456935382005-08-02T10:44:00.000-07:002005-08-02T10:44:00.000-07:00I have spent all morning trying to remember if I h...I have spent all morning trying to remember if I have ever tried to get you to talk to my daughter on the phone...needless to say, if it did happen, it will never happen again! And how come you don't leave me any nasty messages??? *wink*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1123000050114402572005-08-02T09:27:00.000-07:002005-08-02T09:27:00.000-07:00I leave as wild a message as possible...my man has...I leave as wild a message as possible...my man has his daughter on his cell phone and I always remind him in messages that only loser old people do that type of thing.Amadeohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824458171389497321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1122998226706451482005-08-02T08:57:00.000-07:002005-08-02T08:57:00.000-07:00My best friend C. is known for leaving incredibly ...My best friend C. is known for leaving incredibly long, funny, bizarre messages. One of C's friends saved them and recorded them to a tape and then played back like a year's worth to her. C was so pissed, but she couldn't stop laughing cause she finally realized how crazy she really is.Girl With An Alibihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15209257359349550309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1122998208322766642005-08-02T08:56:00.000-07:002005-08-02T08:56:00.000-07:00Man HC...I damn near soiled myself after reading "...Man HC...I damn near soiled myself after reading "Woman's voice: I had you on the speaker phone asshole!! Don't call here again motherfucker!! Fucking kids." Man...I cannot STAND when chicks do that shit if their kids can barely speak! Excellent post, man! Excelsior!BLESSD1https://www.blogger.com/profile/01375754465584219700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1122998051264882852005-08-02T08:54:00.000-07:002005-08-02T08:54:00.000-07:00"Mouth hug"? Oh, holy shit, I love that one! I c..."Mouth hug"? Oh, holy shit, I love that one! I can't believe I've never heard it before. Anyhoo, great post, as usual.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00413321255425359383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1122997534677102912005-08-02T08:45:00.000-07:002005-08-02T08:45:00.000-07:00The last guy I dated screwed some bitch he worked ...The last guy I dated screwed some bitch he worked with so I dumped him. (duh) Had I known the long sobbing messages he would leave on my machine, I never would have dated him. Then I called him back one day and he had Neil Diamonds "Hello" for an answering machine message. I hung up, called him back a few weeks later once he had changed it and asked him how many of his friends beat him up for being such a p*ssy. Ugh.introspectrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00259342418373299237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1122994333703107062005-08-02T07:52:00.000-07:002005-08-02T07:52:00.000-07:00I keep my messages quick and to the point. Speake...I keep my messages quick and to the point. Speakerphone is not your friend. I don't like talking to kids who can't talk either.melettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11512737610071356782noreply@blogger.com