tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post112489562964598733..comments2023-10-20T04:57:35.975-07:00Comments on Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants and News: Take this Job and Shove It! Jobs I couldn't do.The Humanity Critichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17952770577150500798noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1125147224902216592005-08-27T05:53:00.000-07:002005-08-27T05:53:00.000-07:00>>Then I would proceed in taking the entire buildi...>>Then I would proceed in taking the entire building hostage as I played Hip Hop from 1986-1993 for days on end, until Clear Channel got fed up and payed a sniper to take my black ass out.<BR/>>>I could even see myself scrubbing my sex partner with some wet wipes before we started having sex.<BR/>>>Then I would bring Karl down like a Pee-Wee football tackling drill, beating his ass in front of the likes of Jimmy Cater and Nelson Mandela.<BR/><BR/>Funny, funny! I just came across your blog for the first time and I think I may love you (too bad I am married!). Here are some jobs I couldn't do and why:<BR/><BR/>Grossness/Germ Factor:<BR/>- trash collector <BR/>- road killer cleaner-upper<BR/>- nursery school teacher<BR/>- ER nurse in metro area<BR/><BR/>I Would Be Fired for Not Following the Rules:<BR/>- pastor (must be able to drink and cuss)<BR/>- psychiatrist (quit whining about your mama and grow up!)<BR/><BR/>No Amount of Money in the World:<BR/>- school bus driver (rampant murder of children)<BR/>- mortician (self-explanatory)<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the thoughts. Be back soon!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1125001546081181352005-08-25T13:25:00.000-07:002005-08-25T13:25:00.000-07:00I wish you would run for office, that shit would r...I wish you would run for office, that shit would rock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124988609360256632005-08-25T09:50:00.000-07:002005-08-25T09:50:00.000-07:00Funny, I know someone who is thinking about going ...Funny, I know someone who is thinking about going the anonymous donor route. If they come out with dreads and throat chops, I'll let you know.ManNMotionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06591558781977040325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124976522647504662005-08-25T06:28:00.000-07:002005-08-25T06:28:00.000-07:00Very funny stuff here!!!Series of two minute porno...Very funny stuff here!!!<BR/>Series of two minute pornos...fabulous!Kikihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01115142349477432139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124976078082008162005-08-25T06:21:00.000-07:002005-08-25T06:21:00.000-07:00working at WKRP would be cool...Jimmy Johnson hair...working at WKRP would be cool...Jimmy Johnson hair aside, I always thought Gary Sandy was cute,,,but Les? whooooa, now there's a Mans Man!!malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12182913972445521943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124975926099775212005-08-25T06:18:00.000-07:002005-08-25T06:18:00.000-07:00Very very funny blog!Very very funny blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124970607574595452005-08-25T04:50:00.000-07:002005-08-25T04:50:00.000-07:00So what I really want to know, is what jobs could ...So what I really want to know, is what jobs could you do?? C'mon, share.kathihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13998865477080265039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124970517440726642005-08-25T04:48:00.000-07:002005-08-25T04:48:00.000-07:00Hey, I'm glad you left a comment on my blog becaus...Hey, I'm glad you left a comment on my blog because you are funny as hell. I am going to add you to my list of links so I can get caught up with you.Jomamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527200233432437964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124948039909380002005-08-24T22:33:00.000-07:002005-08-24T22:33:00.000-07:00thats what the world needs.. some 2 minute porn.. ...thats what the world needs.. some 2 minute porn.. porn is too damn long anyway.. who wants to see 16 mins. after 2 i can go break somebody off. <BR/><BR/>you nice.. as a police officer. fuck a night stick. bullets run faster than me and perps.. don't get caught!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124941981185245412005-08-24T20:53:00.000-07:002005-08-24T20:53:00.000-07:00HC, you should be on the radio or writing skits fo...HC, you should be on the radio or writing skits for HBO. I bet Dave could have used you on his show.James Manninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15469290464817310368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124941767833329572005-08-24T20:49:00.000-07:002005-08-24T20:49:00.000-07:00Glad you stopped by my blog so I could find yours....Glad you stopped by my blog so I could find yours. You kick ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124936010961936702005-08-24T19:13:00.000-07:002005-08-24T19:13:00.000-07:00Hmmmm.... actually I think you'd be a fantastic ra...Hmmmm.... actually I think you'd be a fantastic radio host. If Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern have a following, you'd be the Jim Jones of radio. Let me know when you go on the air so I can tune in!Chelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07051155839548565903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124931582430138412005-08-24T17:59:00.000-07:002005-08-24T17:59:00.000-07:00hey criticthanks for stopping by.you should check ...hey critic<BR/><BR/>thanks for stopping by.<BR/><BR/>you should check out the hash in your area for some fun<BR/><BR/>http://www.onon.comMatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08289227025655236080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124930295706969652005-08-24T17:38:00.000-07:002005-08-24T17:38:00.000-07:001. there was a reality show on repo's . it was bu...1. there was a reality show on repo's . it was bugged. scary too<BR/><BR/>2. i feel you on the cop situation. i could not do it for no money in the world<BR/><BR/>3. ironically, many local radio personalities are folks i used to roll with. notice i don't roll with them anymore.. i can't believe that some of them went that route. <BR/><BR/>4. dope post man. i will call you later.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205384167481897308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124927822636604962005-08-24T16:57:00.000-07:002005-08-24T16:57:00.000-07:00You are funny and a germaphobe... Quite a combinat...You are funny and a germaphobe... Quite a combination. I hope more people get to read your writing! A lot of people could use a smile!Yasmin Shirazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14839897574801212997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124922798401802652005-08-24T15:33:00.000-07:002005-08-24T15:33:00.000-07:00Well, at least you know what you don't want to be....Well, at least you know what you don't want to be.<BR/><BR/>I,too, despise the Ying Yangs. They are wack to the highest.melettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11512737610071356782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124913844442038582005-08-24T13:04:00.000-07:002005-08-24T13:04:00.000-07:00The radio bit was funny because I always wonder if...The radio bit was funny because I always wonder if I could put up with th crap that they play nowadays. Cool post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124913645690134812005-08-24T13:00:00.000-07:002005-08-24T13:00:00.000-07:00I have been checking out your many entries and you...I have been checking out your many entries and you are a funny dude.<BR/><BR/>John-JohnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124913581007435202005-08-24T12:59:00.000-07:002005-08-24T12:59:00.000-07:00Ok, Ok. You already have my phucking vote, you don...Ok, Ok. You already have my phucking vote, you don't have to keep hitting me with these daily bangers. Keep up the great blogging.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124913518977251202005-08-24T12:58:00.000-07:002005-08-24T12:58:00.000-07:00You are a fool, even in your comment section!! You...You are a fool, even in your comment section!! You have absolutely no sense!! LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124913426317953442005-08-24T12:57:00.000-07:002005-08-24T12:57:00.000-07:00@ManNMotion: I make my money donating at sperm ban...@ManNMotion: I make my money donating at sperm banks, daily. So if you see a plethora of dreadlocked children, who have a peculiar hatred for Shaq and a undying love for Hip Hop, they probably came from my demonseed.<BR/><BR/>@Coley: Ok, I would say 2 and a half minutes, especially if you play with your nipples and get me liquored up. That would do the trick.The Humanity Critichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17952770577150500798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124910496239433792005-08-24T12:08:00.000-07:002005-08-24T12:08:00.000-07:00thank you for almost getting me fired for cheering...thank you for almost getting me fired for cheering you on as you commenced to shake the isht out of the ying yang twins - what? you weren't shaking them??? daaaamn, my bad, you were just cussing them out, <I>I</I> was imagining shaking the isht out of them... well whatever, thanks anywaygloryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437318541270013400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124908790216255252005-08-24T11:39:00.000-07:002005-08-24T11:39:00.000-07:00LOL you're crazy as hell. I thought it was just me...LOL you're crazy as hell. I thought it was just me that didn't enjoy dirty talk. I feel like putting a sign up on my bedroom wall:<BR/><I>I'm tryna focus...shut the hell up please. Here are the answers to all your questions.<BR/>No, you are not my daddy.<BR/>Yes, I like it.<BR/>Yes, I did...four times.<BR/>No, I wouldn't like it if you stuck your finger there.<BR/>No...not that either.<BR/></I>Niahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07860105512770341661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124908616379962902005-08-24T11:36:00.000-07:002005-08-24T11:36:00.000-07:00@ Coley.... you peeped that huh? lol@ HC I feel yo...@ Coley.... you peeped that huh? lol<BR/><BR/>@ HC I feel you on the jobs ACCEPT I love being a radio personality, for underground radio, mainstream is exactly what you mentioned, you have to play for they say, and that's suck! PEACE<BR/><BR/>@ ManNMotion... that is the question the day huh? lolbrooklyn babehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08462654855844640311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1124908018110485722005-08-24T11:26:00.000-07:002005-08-24T11:26:00.000-07:00I don't see myself being a criminal attorney. I wo...I don't see myself being a criminal attorney. I would have to just scream out, "My client, this motherfucker, is guilty your honor!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com