tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post113708973463857961..comments2023-10-20T04:57:35.975-07:00Comments on Daily Views, Pop Culture, Rants and News: Fun with FuneralsThe Humanity Critichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17952770577150500798noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1140107558094063642006-02-16T08:32:00.000-08:002006-02-16T08:32:00.000-08:00i plan my funeral all the time. i've been doing i...i plan my funeral all the time. i've been doing it for at least 10 years now. maybe more. i blame it on the fact that my sister's best friend got hit by a car when i was six, my grandmother, grandfather, uncle and softball coach all died within a year and a half of each other about a year or so after my sister's bf.<BR/><BR/>so i was exposed to death very early. but yeah, every time i think of something, i make sure to pass it on to the fam and friends. good thing i have good friends. normal people might find that morbid and frightening.Jameilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02242625946552047911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1140107624075280632006-02-16T08:33:00.000-08:002006-02-16T08:33:00.000-08:00and i love funerals. i go to them all the time. ...and i love funerals. i go to them all the time. not random funerals. i've only been to one of those b/c my friend needed some moral support. but i need the closure.Jameilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02242625946552047911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137309436841517922006-01-14T23:17:00.000-08:002006-01-14T23:17:00.000-08:00My buzz is still alive! ;) ' Wake-like "wood" ', n...My buzz is still alive! ;) ' Wake-like "wood" ', now that one's gonna be memorable! :)Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01494609521203854111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137203640382764392006-01-13T17:54:00.000-08:002006-01-13T17:54:00.000-08:00see...that's jus trifesee...that's jus trifefeels good b n FREEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05620955405907322116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137177490558828082006-01-13T10:38:00.000-08:002006-01-13T10:38:00.000-08:00I was asked to speak at a funeral for a client and...I was asked to speak at a funeral for a client and though I agreed I didn't want to. She wasn't a bad person, but the way I knew her (using various drugs, never keeping our appointments and ducking me out) made it hard for me to say anything good that was specific...luckliy there was a snowstorm the day before and I could get my car off the block.Amadeohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824458171389497321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137176623716783062006-01-13T10:23:00.000-08:002006-01-13T10:23:00.000-08:00Still hilarious I see.I didn't know whether to lau...Still hilarious I see.<BR/><BR/>I didn't know whether to laugh or be offended. (...Of course I laughed)<BR/><BR/>Crazy stories HC. Great post! LOL :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137175249887103962006-01-13T10:00:00.000-08:002006-01-13T10:00:00.000-08:00damn, "The casket wasn't the only wood in the room...damn, "The casket wasn't the only wood in the room" had my dying...funny crap dude.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01287848883253383848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137168524922352732006-01-13T08:08:00.000-08:002006-01-13T08:08:00.000-08:00awesome post... the funeral sex bit would even mak...awesome post... the funeral sex bit would even make Chazz Reinhold happy! Not to mention A Christmas Story is one of my all time faves so the beat down bit was nice too.IsLifeLamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17127067792918155887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137167960517928592006-01-13T07:59:00.000-08:002006-01-13T07:59:00.000-08:00What's funny is that you went back to crying after...What's funny is that you went back to crying after you had sex with the random chick at the wake.<BR/><BR/>Dang, you are hardcore!<BR/><BR/>Wow...Reese The Law Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14673830176464850967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137163808825103342006-01-13T06:50:00.000-08:002006-01-13T06:50:00.000-08:00I really enjoy reading your blog. Your posts are ...I really enjoy reading your blog. Your posts are always entertaining and thought provoking. I love how candid and real they are. This one was absolutely hilarious!D-https://www.blogger.com/profile/05105802110503036916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137130071472430942006-01-12T21:27:00.000-08:002006-01-12T21:27:00.000-08:00{{{giggling VERY hard at work}}}Have you seen wedd...{{{giggling VERY hard at work}}}<BR/><BR/>Have you seen wedding crashers?<BR/>There is a funeral scene in there that states funerals are the best place to find sex, guess they were right. <BR/><BR/>heheheAndreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16551607753054004591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137123330077172892006-01-12T19:35:00.000-08:002006-01-12T19:35:00.000-08:00Sexxin at a funeral... lol.. hell naw.. Now i've b...Sexxin at a funeral... lol.. hell naw.. Now i've been bored at funerals, slept at one, scooted all across a pew because a roach kept runnin across the back of the pew in front of me, and even left a funeral to smoke cloves thru the entire service.. but i've never once thought about sex while at a funeral. hillariousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137115134588245272006-01-12T17:18:00.000-08:002006-01-12T17:18:00.000-08:00wow. maybe not at the funeral, but represent, swee...wow. maybe not at the funeral, but represent, sweetie. glad you (almost) kicked his ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137114316557210962006-01-12T17:05:00.000-08:002006-01-12T17:05:00.000-08:00I'm officially inviting you to speak at my funeral...I'm officially inviting you to speak at my funeral. I think making people laugh (or have an orgasm) at a funeral is a great gift to give the survivors. Nothing sick about that... okay maybe the sex bit is a little sick.<BR/><BR/>But the beating on that guy was definitely called for.<BR/><BR/>:DGirl With An Alibihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15209257359349550309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137106751566419512006-01-12T14:59:00.000-08:002006-01-12T14:59:00.000-08:00LMAO! Dude you are a fool!LMAO! Dude you are a fool!Dynamite Soulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03767272560388421239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137106031235443642006-01-12T14:47:00.000-08:002006-01-12T14:47:00.000-08:00Bad pun time.Bible Thumper.Bad pun time.<BR/><BR/>Bible Thumper.justacoolcathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13810655507426297986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137104122237197302006-01-12T14:15:00.000-08:002006-01-12T14:15:00.000-08:00Wake sex and funeral fights. You've reached a new ...Wake sex and funeral fights. You've reached a new high low, HC!!! But damn you keep me LMAO.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the shout out, I caught that!Supahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18387238335818397967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137102701971480082006-01-12T13:51:00.000-08:002006-01-12T13:51:00.000-08:00I. Cant. Stop. Laughing!!!You are a mess...::shaki...I. Cant. Stop. Laughing!!!<BR/><BR/>You are a mess...::shaking head::Sylviahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12714131924951934313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137099070363348352006-01-12T12:51:00.000-08:002006-01-12T12:51:00.000-08:00My entire body is shaking from sheer horror and la...My entire body is shaking from sheer horror and laughter....<BR/><BR/>lawd have mercyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137095059203441572006-01-12T11:44:00.000-08:002006-01-12T11:44:00.000-08:00Would you have sex with a dead woman?Sex at a fune...Would you have sex with a dead woman?<BR/>Sex at a funeral...Men really do think with their dicks..no matter how large..no matter how small. <BR/><BR/>*kisses*MZPEACHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05829920267865962347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9807422.post-1137093686393092202006-01-12T11:21:00.000-08:002006-01-12T11:21:00.000-08:00Me first, me first.You are one morbid maniac. But...Me first, me first.<BR/>You are one morbid maniac. But I can't say that I don't have the details to my funeral planned out as well. Great minds...<BR/>Anyway, the truth is it is natural to have "grief sex" AFTER a funeral. Not DURING!<BR/>You really are a sick puppy huh?<BR/><BR/>And funeral fights are the best. All those free flowing emotions and all!CaffeineDivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04297171680784223420noreply@blogger.com