Read my new book: "Ann Coulter's vagina smells like an autopsy"

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I know that the title is crass, but if writing incendiary human waste disguised as journalism can routinely land me on the "Today" show whenever I want, with Matt Lauer feigning outrage despite the fact that he's fully versed on my history of saying reprehensible things - why the fuck not? Seriously, is it me or does this pre-opt transvestite simply write the same fucking book over and over again or what? If it isn't some poorly written screed about how liberals are destroying civilization as we know it, its a bouquet of tortured logic that makes any casual observer with an I.Q above room temperature feel as if they are on the business end of a practical joke.(You can look at this Al Franken clip to get a glimpse of how poorly researched her books are, and the out of context comments she stubbornly stands by.) Despite Ann's education, she represents the same brand of Anti-Intellectualism that mercilessly got its ass handed to it on November 4th. She's Sarah Palin making sure to give a sufficient amount of eye-winks and "You betcha's" during the Vice Presidential debate for all the functioning illiterate masses who prefer masturbatory material over a qualified public servant. She's Larry the Cable guy, a comedian who once had no southern accent to speak of - who suddenly takes one on along with a stereotypical redneck persona just to siphon millions of dollars out the pockets of the multitude of dopes out there. She's "Lipstick on a pig", "Drill Baby Drill", and all the other failed tactics used to capture the inbred vote. Some people give me the "Evil Genius" theory about Ann Coulter, that I shouldn't get all worked up about the skeletal one - alluding to the fact that she knows what she's peddling is crap, like she's a "performer" akin to a professional wrestler. Fair enough. But you could be "kidding" while shouting "Fire!" in a crowded theater, it still doesn't take away from the harm that may ensue. But really, if she is just bullshitting us, at least make an effort for realism - Sean Hannity has a greater chance of being assassinated than Barack Obama? Jesus Christ Ann, will you at least try?