Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Lordy-Lordy, Women I love over 40!

Even though I come off as a sex starved Pervert on my blog, I do have a extreme respect for women. I felt that women over 40 aren't given the respect they deserve. So I have a diverse short list of Women over 40 who I either respect tremendously, or want to get to know "biblically".

Sade(46)-Her real name is Helen Folasade Adu and I have had a crush on her since I first saw the video for Smooth Operator. I was eleven years old, and when I saw her caramel complexion along with her smooth sultry voice I knew I would be a lifelong fan of her music and her beauty. I remember talking to my father back in 85' about how beautiful I thought she was, and he was pleased to hear that, apparently because he questioned my sexuality to that point.(What the fuck?) I also respect her because she doesn't put out a album for the sake of putting one out. It seems that she puts time and effort into her craft. Now she is 46 and fine as ever. Sade is the type of woman that I would slap my mother for..Just kidding mom, you're lucky I love you!

Sheila E(47)-- Real name Sheila Escovedo, she is another musician that I have had a eternal lust for. Come to think about it, I want to sleep with everyone ever involved with Prince. Wendy, Lisa, a dancer he had named Kat, Sheila, Apolonia..Sorry, my mind wanders.. Sheila has been a gifted musician her entire life, but became well known playing with Prince. I have even seen her perform live and the woman has definitely mastered the drums.(There is a joke somewhere in there, something about holding a hard object in her hand, but I won't go there)

Jody Watley(45)- Talented, beautiful, and a all around M.I.L.F.(even though I don't know if she has any children.) I spent a considerable part of my adolescence wishing I could be with her, and watching her videos with the lust of a man 3 times my age. I once broke up with a girl because of Jody Watley. Let me explain.. Mariah Carey had said that her duet with O.D.B was the first time that a R&B singer had used a rapper in a song.The girl I was with at the time agreed and I totally lost it. I said at the time "Jody Watley used Rakim in her song "Friends" in 1989, Fuck Mariah!!" A argument ensued, and that was that. Some other interesting trivia concerning Jody, her sister is a porn star. Check out her "filmography".(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0585636/). Some other interesting trivia, the only time I ever purchased a Playboy magazine in my life was when she was featured in it.

Susan Sarandon(56)- 56 years young and she still looks incredible. A gifted actress who has been on top of her theatrical game for years. My personal reason for liking her is that she voices her opinion and doesn't care who disapproves. Lifelong Liberal, who will make political statements at award shows, or go on a conservative talk show and battle it out using her great political mind, never wavering. When conservatives talk about "liberal Hollywood" Sarandon's name is usually the one they bring up. But personally that is a badge of honor, when those bastards mention you it just means that you are a force to be reckoned with.

Lisa Lisa- Her Real name is Lisa Velez. Ok, ok, she is only (38), but it's my list dammit! Plus, when else will I be able to wax poetic about this singer that I have had a crush on for two decades? The memory that I have of her music is hanging with this neighborhood girl who was a big fan of hers, and as I bopped my head to the music while my hand was exploring unspecified body parts of hers. Damn, I've always been a perv. Watching Lisa Lisa's video made me come to the conclusion, early on, that I am a breast man. I know brothers are "supposed" to like the booty, and I am a definite fan, but those lovely mounds of flesh just speak my language.

Pam Grier(55)-The queen of blacksploitation flicks, she has been a sex symbol since the early 70's. Say what you will about blacksploitation flicks, but it had to be good for young sisters everywhere to see Pam Grier kicking Butt on the Big screen. She still looks amazing, and her career got a sort of ressurrection with the flick "Jakie Brown'. I have to admit, that she is the main reason that I would want my lover to come in the bedroom with a afro, long hooker boots, and a gun on her hip. Talk about sexy..

Janeane Garofalo(41)- Like Sarandon, a outspoken liberal who is also a target for the right. She is a comedian, and a very talented actress.(So talented in fact, I feel that Kevin Smith should of given her the main role in "Dogma".) I always hear conservative entertainers claim that it is risky for them to be vocal in Hollywood. It is actually the opposite. When garofalo came out against the War in Iraq, you had people organizing boycotts of her films, and there were/and still are websites dedicated to "outing" anti-war actors. Complete bullshit. Garofalo has sacrificed her career in the name of Free speech and she will always get the utmost respect from me. Rock on Janeane!

20 comments:

gonebabygone said...

Sarandon and Garafalo both great women. Garafalo has a radio show on America Left on XM Radio. Here's the link. I think you can listen to it live on-line:

http://www.airamericaradio.com/shows/majorityreport/

Also, Chuck D has a show in the morning on the same station. It's the reason I bought XM.

http://unfilteredradio.com/

E to the dwige said...

I love Lisa Lisa not the way you love her anyway, I love Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam. I recently made a Porta Rock CD featuring Lisa, Stevie B, expose...etc.

Lene said...

Those women are dimes!! Even though I'm a female heterosexual, I can still appreciate beauty and a sexy ass when I see one...

LB said...

*Clinging to my heterosexuality* I'm such a Prince fan that if he and I were engaged in some "questionable acts" and he asked me if Sheila could join, I'd be ok with that. Mayne, next to Superwoman, Sheila E. is who I aspired to be growing up.

Belle said...

I started playing the drums in middle school because of Sheila E. When I saw her on the "Glamourous Life" video, and realized a woman could get down on percussion instruments like that I wanted to be her protege. Sad dreams.

Jdid said...

All you had to say was Pam Grier. I'm with ya! Matter a fact I'm a go watch Coffy right about now.

PRINCE CHARMING said...

man man man...it seems like u got into my head and took those words out about Sade. I had a huge crush on her way back when too...she just has this exotic kinda beauty thing going and I really dig that...and she never ages either.

IL Lake Effect said...

Dude, Shut up! Your on point with this list. You left out ultra diva! Patti Labelle. Come on naw...

I met Sheila E. in Boston and Berklee College of Music when I was 20 and literally froze when my guy introduced me. She had to really hug me to bring me outta my commatosed state and make me a believer!

Good stuff, bruh!

cam wrote this said...

Dude thanks for the comment and after reading your top notch blogs I can safely say that you're my idol.

greggy said...

Pam Grier and Sade could easily convince me to run away with them to this day...LOL. Plus I've always admired Sades ageless beauty.

Sam said...

I agrree with all but Garafalo. Dude, she been eatin' too many tofu burgers lately. She was hot, like five years ago, but dang! Howz 'bout Angela Basset instead?

G. Cornelius Harris said...

Sade & Foxy Brown...*Shaking My Head*
I'll keep you posted

Toya said...

i want to look good like Patti laBelle when i get her age (minus the plastic surgery)...my mama lost ALOT of weight, almost 70lbs, and she's getting in shape, and she's going to be 42 this year...she's been saying she was gonna get back in shape once she get to her 40's and she did...i want to do that too, well i want to be in shape before then though....nice post! :-)

Apocalypse said...

Pam is heat period. Sade is the truth and the light...I'll add a few more to the list...Angela Basett and Beverly Johnson.

notyouraverage.... said...

...ooh baby, i think i love you, from head to toe...

Liza Valentino said...

Pam Grier is 55? Damn...she looks good! I have to second Angela Bassett. She is my "middle age body idol". If I can look like that at her age, I'd be set!!

Brother OMi said...

susan sarandon? ugh, dude that's wack for real

yo, honestly i thought i was the only dude that dug janene Garofalo... i thought i was just crazy... i am glad we agree.

dope list again.

8ZERO8 said...

They're all on my list, too, but I have to admit that I had k=no idea Sade was so old. I was also surprised Garofalo was 41. ... What about former Prince pin cushions Vanity and Apalonia? Yum.

peachy said...

I was waiting to see Angela Bassett. I don't know how old she is, but if I was a lesbian..hee hee.


I know this is old and you'll probably never see it. I just wanted to put my two cents in.

Anonymous said...

God bless you! Somebody's got to love us 40+ year old foxes! :)