Get to know your right wing nutjob: Michelle Malkin

How many times have you turned on a news show, anything from Chris Matthews' "Hardball" to one of the many sub-par shows that CNN has on their yawn-worthy roster, and listened to some right wing ass-hat verbally smear fecal matter all over your precious television screen? How many times have you said to yourself, "That motherfucker is nuttier than squirrel turds, who the fuck is this anyway?" Well friends, thats what I'm here for!! No, I'm not just here to corrupt moral men to leave money on their woman's nightstand after sex, and I also don't want to be responsible for the few women out there who don't reciprocate oral to finally embrace the cock. I'm here to inform you, give you some insight the next time you see a person who seems like they should be in a padded room somewhere, instead of masturbating to mein kampf in their spare time. First up, Michelle Malkin, a "journalist" who has a highly popular blog, she's basically a Filipino Ann Coulter who's not scared of a sandwich. But with Ann Coulter, you get the sneaking suspicion that the diarrhea that oozes out of her mouth is just an act, based on how outrageous a lot of her drivel is.(At least I hope so) But with Malkin, unfortunately, she believes wholeheartedly in the shit she's shovelling. Here is a rap sheet of sorts, various facts and things to look out for, if you ever see Ms. Malkin on your television screen:

*Despite her Asian heritage, she wrote a book entitled "In defense of Internment" in which she defended Japanese Interment during WWII and related it to the "War on Terror" that we all know too well. Of course the book was panned by the Asian community, and scholars who said the thesis was false, but that's neither here nor there.

*Similar to the way most black conservative who constantly complain about being called a "sell-out" or an "Uncle Tom" based on their self hating beliefs, Malkin expresses the same sort of outrage as well when she's charged with the exact same thing. The only problem is, screaming "See, they're calling me an "Aunt Tomasina!!" is hardly an adult retort, tell us how you aren't a self-loathing piece of Hamster crap.

*On August 20th, 2004, Michelle Malkin was on the "Chris Matthews Show" and tried to suggest that John Kerry's wounds were self inflicted, despite not having a single shred of evidence backing her up. Surprisingly Chris Matthews, a man not really known for getting to the bottom of things, took her to task for it.

*When it comes to right wing talking points, the flap about John Edwards' blogger's, the Shiavo memo blamed on the democrats, or John Kerry's "botched joke", more than likely Ms. Malkin will be all over right-wing talking points as if it was a cheap suit. She is definitely one of the Bush administrations top "House Asians".

*In April of 06' a group at the University of California, Santa Cruz, that called themselves "Students Against War" waged a protest about the military recruitment going on at their school. They sent out their names and the information to reporters covering the story, and Michelle Malkin decided to plaster this same information all over her blog criticizing SAW and UCSC. When SAW asked her to politely take it down she replied, "I am leaving it up." *Furthermore she wrote "As for SAW, my message is this: You are responsible for your individual actions. Other individuals are responsible for theirs. Grow up and take responsibility."* You can only imagine how many abusive emails, phone calls, and even death threats they received after Ms. Malkin's actions. *Subsequently, Malkin's opponents published her private home address, phone number, photos of her neighborhood and maps to her house on several websites, mainly as blog comments. Malkin has stated that this forced her to remove one of her children from school and move her family.*

*Mediamatters