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I don't know where you guys grew up, I come from the rough and tumble streets of Virginia Beach Virginia myself - but I always felt that an unwritten rule of the time honored "Yo Mama" joke was that said insult had to be of the fictional variety. From the time I was a toddler until the grizzled 34 year old man that women who I crush during sex see today, if a "Mama" joke is even slightly sprinkled with a dash of truth - I'm going to try my damnedest to make that motherfucker's nose bone puncture his brain.(What can I say, I really love my mother) The hypocritical part about the whole thing is that I have routinely and blatantly wiped my ass with the aforementioned unwritten rule, time and time again. A friend of mines mother became a lesbian at the tender age of 50, so I just happened to mention during a "Yo Mama" joke session that local hospitals could give pap smears by simply scraping her tongue. A High School buddy of mine has a mother that is an alcoholic who recently crashed her car into some nearby woods - so last week when we were smoking some homegrown horticulture together and I received a phone call, I answered like this: "Yeah girl, I'm just chilling with my homeboy hitting some trees!!!(Covering the phone, looking at my boy) My bad man, no offense!!"