Come on Dr. Phil, you give in-depth interviews to pedophiles and shit...

More times than not, I'd probably want to give a cinematic ass-kicking ala the beat down scene with DeNiro and Pesci in "Goodfella's", to the guy who puts out those horrible "Bum fights" DVD's, Ty Beeson. I mean, this miserable son of a bitch has made millions of dollars exploiting homeless men, making them fight each other to the point of serious injury for his retched DVD's, a despicable act that he rationalizes by lining their pockets with a crisp 20 dollar bill. Even though I'm not an activist for the homeless by any means, I'm not going to front, if I ever see this motherfucker I'm going to throat-chop his ass until he sounds like Froggy from "The Little Rascals" and go through his pockets on some high school bully shit. So as you can tell, I'm not going to be starting a Ty Beeson fanclub any time soon.

But in the "it even shines on a dog's ass some days" department, I must say that I've found myself having Mr. Beeson's back for once. Recently he was on the Dr. Phil show to discuss his controversial DVD's with Oprah's favorite bottom bitch but wouldn't you know it, after the introduction was played Dr. Phil gave an Oscar worthy performance and seemed so disgusted that he had Beeson kicked off of the set. Pure silly shit, especially since Dr. Phil was in the set-up piece that was to proceed Ty Beeson's interview in the first place, so Phil was thouroughly familiar with Bum fights at that point. Not only that but when you think about how these shows work, pitch meetings that I'm sure Phil was involved in, the hours of research that he had to do, the questions that he had to craft for the interview, probably even more meetings, for that motherfucker to suddenly be outraged seems as natural as as oral bowel movement. But you know, maybe it was Beeson's haircut, who knows??