If anyone of you ever finds yourself living in Virginia beach Va. like I do, a few things become evident. That being in a commonwealth state sucks ass, Chuck D referenced my town in his song *"Welcome to the terrordome", the city is pretty republican, and Pat Robertson is a miserable bastard. Sounds kind of harsh I know, but growing up here I have all this built up anger and frustration towards the host of the 700 club. CBN is literally a few miles away, so when I drive by I am tempted to do something immature yet political, like defecating on the lawn of the CBN building. I always think otherwise, not for fear of arrest, but fear of 4 or five bullets lodged in the deepest regions of my backside.
I guess my anger is because he is allowed to say the most outlandish, racist, anti-women statements and he gets away with it because of who he is. When "The Wayne Brady Show" was bumped for the 700 club a couple of years ago I wrote passionate letters, and emailed any person of television importance telling them about the 700 club's right wing agenda and Robertson's history of ignorant comments. I got a funny response back saying that basically their hands were tied, and he asked me if I was really a fan of the "Wayne Brady Show". I wasn't, don't worry.
Recently Pat Robertson was on ABC's This Week with George Stephanopoulos and
he now claims that what he calls "activist judges" are a more serious threat to the nation than "bearded terrorists who fly into buildings." Judges are more of a threat than Osama bin Laden, or any other garden variety jackass that wants strap on a bomb and kill you and I? Pat, if by some chance you read this, let me give you a heartfelt "Fuck You!" Just the mere fact that you blamed 9/11 on the ACLU and homosexuals just tells me what a piece of shit you are. That's right, I said it, if you send your religious henchmen to my house I am ready for their asses. Plus, my blog friends have my back. (Gulping) Right?
Other quotes proving Robertson's idiocy:
"[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."
"It is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism-everything that the Bible condemns."
--The 700 Club, April 9, 1991, talking about Planned Parenthood
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."
"With 80,000 dead of AIDS, our promiscuous homosexuals appear literally hell-bent on Satanism and suicide,"
"I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss."
"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."
*Even though Chuck referenced my town in "Welcome to the terrordome": Places with "Places with racist faces/
Just an example of one of many cases/
The Greek weekend speech I speak/
From a lesson learned in Virginia (Beach)" He wasn't giving my city love, understandably, because of the riots that happened in 1989.