Monday, May 09, 2005

How can I put this delicately? FUCK Pat Robertson!

If anyone of you ever finds yourself living in Virginia beach Va. like I do, a few things become evident. That being in a commonwealth state sucks ass, Chuck D referenced my town in his song *"Welcome to the terrordome", the city is pretty republican, and Pat Robertson is a miserable bastard. Sounds kind of harsh I know, but growing up here I have all this built up anger and frustration towards the host of the 700 club. CBN is literally a few miles away, so when I drive by I am tempted to do something immature yet political, like defecating on the lawn of the CBN building. I always think otherwise, not for fear of arrest, but fear of 4 or five bullets lodged in the deepest regions of my backside.

I guess my anger is because he is allowed to say the most outlandish, racist, anti-women statements and he gets away with it because of who he is. When "The Wayne Brady Show" was bumped for the 700 club a couple of years ago I wrote passionate letters, and emailed any person of television importance telling them about the 700 club's right wing agenda and Robertson's history of ignorant comments. I got a funny response back saying that basically their hands were tied, and he asked me if I was really a fan of the "Wayne Brady Show". I wasn't, don't worry.

Recently Pat Robertson was on ABC's This Week with George Stephanopoulos and
he now claims that what he calls "activist judges" are a more serious threat to the nation than "bearded terrorists who fly into buildings." Judges are more of a threat than Osama bin Laden, or any other garden variety jackass that wants strap on a bomb and kill you and I? Pat, if by some chance you read this, let me give you a heartfelt "Fuck You!" Just the mere fact that you blamed 9/11 on the ACLU and homosexuals just tells me what a piece of shit you are. That's right, I said it, if you send your religious henchmen to my house I am ready for their asses. Plus, my blog friends have my back. (Gulping) Right?

Other quotes proving Robertson's idiocy:

"[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."

"It is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism-everything that the Bible condemns."
--The 700 Club, April 9, 1991, talking about Planned Parenthood

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."

"With 80,000 dead of AIDS, our promiscuous homosexuals appear literally hell-bent on Satanism and suicide,"

"I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss."

"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."

*Even though Chuck referenced my town in "Welcome to the terrordome": Places with "Places with racist faces/
Just an example of one of many cases/
The Greek weekend speech I speak/
From a lesson learned in Virginia (Beach)" He wasn't giving my city love, understandably, because of the riots that happened in 1989.


Sunnchine said...


I can't really aruticualte how ridiculous some of those statements are. *shakes head*

Mala said...

Holy Shit! I have to admit, I am not one of the more aware sisters out there. I tend to wander around obliviously and let my more aware, inherently smarter compatriots put me on to things... so much for being reasonably intelligent. I guess what I am trying to say is thanks for giving me one more person to hate. I can't believe this ingnorant whoreson actually spewed this oral excrement from his maggot-rotted, soul-be-damned mouth. Sheesh. Stupidy can't be helped but should be shot.

Coffey0072 said...

I really hate to discuss politics and religion (being such a borderline hedonist and self-described sensualist and all), but Pat Robertson is a scumbag.
This man is a sanctimonious crook who has built his empire by way of questionable sources.
He professes to be a humanitarian when he is nothing more than a hateful terrorist. He pals around with fascist leaders who've committed crimes against humanity, he's an anti-semite, a bigot, and he is a menace to civil rights, and freedom of religion.
People like him stagnate progress and change, and will continue to spread hate as long as they exist.

In his book "said the shotgun to the head" Saul Williams has an excellent verse that I'd like to quote to illustrate this point.

"the greatest americans have not been born yet
they're waiting patiently
for the past to die
Please give blood"

Mariposa said...

Hey Critic, I don't know if I am your "blog" anything, but since I have agreed with you on pretty much ALL your politics so far, I would say, yes, you have my back. Against Mr. Robertson, that goes 50,000 times

Amadeo said...

I'm just saying...I know some dudes that can do somethings and hide some stuff...if something goes down...just saying.

Danja said...

Ive been hip to the shamockery that is the Pat Robertson agenda... hellacious indeed

stupid fuck

princessdominique said...

Seriously ridiculous. People don't think, they just open their mouths and spew!

Brother OMi said...

i got your back on this...

but robertson also supports dictators (like Sese Mobuto of the Congo and that cat from Liberia ) because they are Xian.

he also smuggles diamonds from africa for the Deboers Corp...

Cynthia said...

How can anyone listen to this man....Geeze!!!

Ms K said...

I got your back on this one Critic. That man is just plain hateful!

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ihatepat84 said...

Pat Robertson is a fucking idiot. Fuck him, Fuck the 700 Club, I hope he dies a horrific death. I live in Virginia Beach and hate the fact that his headquarters is in my city. That place is the dominion of all that is evil and wrong in America today. Oh yeah, did i mention that Pat Robertson looks like a twisted pedophile?

Anonymous said...

If there is a hell, I'm sure Satan is preparing a special place for Pat Robertson. His mission in life seems to be turning people off about God and taking money from the poor so he can finance is extremely wealthy lifestyle. What a sick bastand. Pure evil. I hope he dies painfully and suffers a very long time. I can't think of anyone else who deserves it more! Hey Pat, FUCK YOU!

sascha said...

Goes to PROVE that if you think with your ass, nothing but SHIT can ever come out!!!!