I have always been one to walk away from trends, or certain fads as they infiltrate the public consciousness. I think this is the main reason I don't care for Dance-hall, I was never the biggest Wu-Tang fan, and it took me 20 years to finally acknowledge that the "Beastie Boys" are a dope group.(I wish Masturbation was a fad, because it would be easier for me to stop) I just walked to the beat of my own percussionist I guess. So, over the months when people would "tag" me to do one of these lists, I always resisted, not because I thought it was beneath me or anything, but simply because I didn't want to do what everyone else was doing. But a good friend insisted that I do one so I figured "Fuck it", I might as well. Here is the first 25, I hope I finish the rest on a timely fashion.
1. Born in Honolulu Hawaii
2. ..on August 31st, 1973
3. I'm the Youngest of three children
4. When I was a baby I fell down a flight of cement stairs, explaining me being nuttier than squirrel shit.
5. My parents thought I would grow up to be a criminal, based on the fact that my first fight involved me hitting a older kid with a brick
6. I'm 32, my sister is 42 and my brother is 43
7. I went to various private schools until I was in Junior High
8. ..and I was glad about that because public school girls were freakier than porn stars on ecstasy. They put out, like unwanted garbage on trash day.(No offense to all those wholesome public school ladies out there. *wink*)
9. In High School I played Football, Baseball and Track. Track and Field being my best sport.
10. My longest leap in the long jump was 24 feet 2 inches
11. ..not bad for a fellow under 6 feet tall
12. My favorite color is green
13. When I preface a statement with the words "I'm not trying to be a prick but..", I am usually indeed trying to be a prick!
14. I had in-house sex with a woman who stayed with my family when I was 17. She was 29, so obviously she turned me out
15. I saw her about 10 years later, and it's funny how you find certain things sexy at 17 that you find pathetic at 27
16. Did I ever mention that I masturbate like it's going out of style?
17. I mean, a lot.
18. Seriously, to the point that I openly considered having a tattoo of a handle on my penis because I touch it constantly.
19. I also provide too much information about myself.
20. My favorite Singer is Stevie Wonder.
21. My favorite rapper is Rakim.
22. Since I was the age of 16 I have thought that I can whip anyones ass
23. ..and the only reason I know I can't is because I am a mathematics aficionado and know that it is a statistic impossibility.
24. I have had handcuffs placed on my wrists about 25 times
25. ..and three of those were sexual situations