Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Random Video. Sade: "King of Sorrow"
Maybe what I'm about to say is the reason why I will never marry, but whoever is kind enough to join me in marital bliss will have to deal with the fact that our wedding vows will be altered. Of course the usual will be in there, to have, hold, blah, blah, blah. But the part that I want added, especially during my wife's vows, is her acceptance of the fact that I will leave her faster than patrons at a Paulie Shore movie if I ever have the chance to be with Sade. I have had a crush on her for years now, one that stance won't soften based on a little thing like marriage.
Even though I envision wining and dining her at fancy eatery's, sexy pillow-talk like "Do you mind if I fuck you to one of your records?", and freestyle rhyming with her band as she looks in awe of my manly presence, I actually think the truth would be more sobering. If she did ever give this chubby pre-ejaculator a chance, I could see me getting the respect of a substitute cabana boy, running errands all day for her, looking after her kids, even hand washing her undergarments in a metal tub like I'm "Celie" in "The Color Purple" and shit. That being said, it would sure be worth it.