Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Toccara(Sorry ladies, I'm a Scumbag)



Because I have a high female readership that I respect and intend to keep, I will keep all my thoughts about this King Magazine photo of Toccara to myself. No references to "folding her up like Origami", wanting her to star in my "5 minute porn films", not even any mention of all the luscious "wagon that she's draggin'" I'll simply say what a grandmother said while clutching her chest when she overheard me call her granddaughter(my then girlfriend) a "dime-store whore". "Heavens!!!"

11 comments:

Brother OMi said...

man she is beautiful, f**K America's Next TOp Model.. TOccarra is a bombshell kid

GG said...

Too late, blogger...

Eh, what the hell, you're entitled...

bill sunday said...

I made a 5 minute porno once.

4 and a half minutes of it was foreplay

Reggie said...

Two Words for ya: GOOD LAWD!!

saga said...

as the first lady commenter, I gotta say "Oh hell yeah!" There's something about a guy openly lusting after a beautiful, yet atypically luscious women that I actually truly admire ('specially when most men I know lust after clothes hangers with silicone breasts). You're SO not a scumbag for that...lol.

Not that I'd get at Toccara or anything. Nope. For real. :-D

VAN007 said...

SEXY!!! I'd want to get with her too, but I guess that's wishful thinking.

DivaCatscratch said...

I'm so co-signing with you, Saga!!

Words.worth said...

*gulp*

Ironman said...

I wouldn't mind being stuck in an elevator w/her ha, beautiful woman.

Also has well, nice equipment to say the least.

Fave said...

Toccara seems like a delightful woman in which I could share ideas, goals and various worldly perspectives...while getting it.

Lola Gets said...

My, that Toccara is one buxom woman!