You know how people might start smoking cigarettes as a substitute for, lets say, heroin? Then, to kick that nicotine habit, they might start chewing gum as some sort of oral replacement. Well folks, because I put internet porn up there with great inventions like Electricity and Hip Hop, Myspace seems like the only thing that could stop me from touching myself to online filth at such a rate that you think that my testicles had an expiration date on them. Man, besides reconnecting with old friends and meeting new ones, sappy shit like that, you can listen to crappy bands and even crappier MC's. Anyway, because I am a social leper who could count the number of good friends that I have on one hand, even if I was limbless, getting "new friends" provides a certain excitement only felt by a chronic masturbator like yours truly. Anyway, check me out if you enjoy listening to crappy bands as much as I do.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Myspace is Internet Crack!!
You know how people might start smoking cigarettes as a substitute for, lets say, heroin? Then, to kick that nicotine habit, they might start chewing gum as some sort of oral replacement. Well folks, because I put internet porn up there with great inventions like Electricity and Hip Hop, Myspace seems like the only thing that could stop me from touching myself to online filth at such a rate that you think that my testicles had an expiration date on them. Man, besides reconnecting with old friends and meeting new ones, sappy shit like that, you can listen to crappy bands and even crappier MC's. Anyway, because I am a social leper who could count the number of good friends that I have on one hand, even if I was limbless, getting "new friends" provides a certain excitement only felt by a chronic masturbator like yours truly. Anyway, check me out if you enjoy listening to crappy bands as much as I do.
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LOL, why am I not surprised to see Huey and Riley on your page?
SO glad to learn I'm not the only one who can't seem to pry herself away from MYSPACE. It's like the equivalent of Whitney being isolated in her crack-bathroom (her ALLEGED? crack bathroom). I can't rip myself away from the world known as MySpace.
check me out http://www.myspace.com/coffey0072
u R NOT ALONE.. MY FRIENDS LAFF @ MY ASS BECUASE i RANDOMLY CHECK MY SHIT ON MY SIDKICK.. OFTEN.. its a damn shame how I can spend countless hours vegging out just looking, digging & prodding, just being nosey, noticing how all of the the black entertainers dont have a thing for black women, but anyway(lol)..but yeah, myspace is really some addictive crap for that ass!
www.myspace.com/goldenladyluv
.. Wsup sista coffee!!!!
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