Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Come up with a Caption to this Picture.
Ladies and Gentleman, the man pictured above loves me, I mean really loves me. I'm talking a , "on my dick like pubic lice" kind of love. Let me explain. Over the past few months I have had the wonderful opportunity to hear his critique of my writing(even though his drivel is as exciting as an obituary), his complaint about my Chappelle post saying that he is a "minstrel show"(even though the picture of him above makes his viewpoint seem hypocritical, in a "what's wrong with being righteous and wearing black-face at the same time" sort of way), the mental capacity of my readership(even though 2 people are linked to his blog according to technorati), and he goes on about how I'm "undeserving" of my awards"(even though he holds my site hostage on what I describe to be the "Worst Blog ring Ever") Yeah, I know, I know. Jealousy is the best form of flattery, I hear you. But in an age where you can anonymously hide behind a computer screen and talk shit, safe from having a sock stuffed in your mouth while slicing your Achilles tendon, or being beaten bloody with a bag of soda's, I'd thought I'd have some fun with this jackass, who probably moonlights as an online sexual predator of children in his spare time when he's not masturbating to my blog. Sorry that I'm not providing his name, or his Addy, but I have no intentions to give this guy any publicity outside of me showing a picture of what he looks like on Friday nights to earn his rent money.(that explains the stretch marks around the lips) I simply call him a hobbit, a black hobbit, "Douche-Baggins" if you will.
*Just a sidenote: If you criticize Chappelle as a "minstrel show" when you "coon-it-up" like the gentleman in the picture did, or support a Oscar winning rap group who currently is using their awards to get inside of clubs, you immediately lack credibility. Just my opinion.
Anyway, here is the task for all of you. Come up with the best caption for the picture at the top of this post. It will be interesting to see what you come up with.