Am I the only person who has the sudden need to smash Wilder Valderrama in the face with a brick?? I guess that anger stems from me seeing a new show he hosts entitled "Yo Momma" where people basically play the dozens. Not only is it cheesy, but you feel the collective raping of a culture the same way they had the Flintstones characters rapping in a cereal commercial, or how stores actually came out with "Grunge-wear". But momma jokes are one thing, but at the end of the show actually people's mothers who are in attendance are the source of ridicule. Fuck that, that's the best way to get a motherfucker paralyzed.
While watching "Flavor of Love" a few weeks back, I realized the the name doesn't fit the show. The show should have been titled "Vh1's Fear Factor", because any chick who can french kiss Flava Flav and not throw up should win some fucking prize.
I love me a thick woman, the more "cushion for the pushin'" I say, but I have a message for comedian Monique. "I fucking get it, your a big girl and you're proud!! Jesus.."
Tom Delay claims that he wants to relocate to Virginia which is bad news for obvious reasons. The bright side is that at least I have another person to add to my "people's lawns to defecate on" list along with Pat Robertson.
I'm I the only one who is sick and tired of those ass-hats who are behind "South Park"? I mean, I agree with them on the whole Isaac Hayes thing, but their whole "we hate celebrities who speak out on issues because we are so 'outside the box" shtick is getting as weak as a Courtney Love attempt at sobriety when you still conquer those same topics in your cartoon. It gets even worse when Matt Stone bashed Chappelle's choice to walk away from his show by saying, "It's like, 'Dude, everyone wants to fucking walk away. But you don't, because that's lame.'" What's even lamer is you not knowing what it feels like to have an entire race on your shoulders jackass.