Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Adam Carolla bitchslaps Ann Coulter: Yes, he is my new homeboy..

Full disclosure here, I have said some unkind things about Mr. Carolla in the past. I have stated that I found his brand of comedy "as entertaining as an anal rape", I said that I'd rather "get an unskilled "mouth hug" from a girl with parkinson's who happened to have braces on" rather than watch the show he had on Comedy Central, and I always said that I would openly thank Kevin Smith if I ever met him to say that "the smartest thing he ever did was cutting Adam out of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." But, based on something he did a few days ago, I see the error in my ways and I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. Recently when that plagiarizing blond javelin of hate that is Ann Coulter was more than an hour late to Adam Carolla's radio show, he did what any self respecting person would do, he hung the fuck up on her "auditioning for the role of skeletor" ass. Check out this audio from

Here is a rough transcript: from The Great Society:

ADAM CAROLLA: Ann Coulter, who was suppose to be on the show about an hour and a half ago, is now on the phone, as well. Ann?


CAROLLA: Hi Ann. You’re late, babydoll.

COULTER: Uh, somebody gave me the wrong number.

CAROLLA: Mmm… how did you get the right number? Just dialed randomly — eventually got to our show? (Laughter in background)

COULTER: Um, no. My publicist e-mailed it to me, I guess, after checking with you.

CAROLLA: Ahh, I see.

COULTER: But I am really tight on time right now because I already had a —

CAROLLA: Alright, well, get lost.

[Crosstalk in the studio]

CAROLLA: I’m tight on time, too, and I don’t have time for bitches, so let’s move on.


[inaudible] Tight on time… Go f- yourself, you’re tight on time.

Female co-host (Teresa Strasser or Sarah Silverman?): I say this to Ann Coulter. Why the long face? (Laughter)

CAROLLA: Listen, you bitch, don’t call in an hour and a half late and tell me you’re “tight on time.” Of course you’re tight on time, you’re an hour and a half God-damn late calling into a radio show. Just take your stupid book and go pitch it to your stupid cable outlets.


Jim said...

He's a shitty comedian and a racist, but yeah, I had to give him respect for that one.

Miz JJ said...

Same cloth different cut out. He's a dick, she's a bitch.

911 said...

I didn't know dude had that in him, he doesn't seem like the type for abravise outburst.

David said...

Hi H.C. I have been too long away from your great humor! Thanks for stopping by my blog and reminding me. :)

Ann Coulter REALLY IS A BITCH!! Hurray for Adam Carolla! You are right, his humor is usually lamer than a one legged duck, but he was right on time with this one!

Barry Marino said...

I was never ab big fan of his, but anyone who put that psycho bitch in her place can't be all bad. Can you imagine how pissed off that arrogant bitch must have been?

El Gammy said...

Wow... I had never heard of anyone who didn't like Adam. Nevertheless, welcome to the dark side, where Adam, George Carlin and Bill Maher reign supreme (at least in my book). As far as I'm concerned, Adam is an American Hero and Ann Coulter... well... she's evil incarnate.

Maybe she was late to call because she was too busy loving the smell of her own farts. Smug bitch.