Thursday, August 17, 2006

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!!


I want to thank all of you who nominated me for 5 Blackweblogawards this year, I see that chubby black pre-ejaculators really are in this year!!!! Listen, I could be ultra humble and say that the people running against me are worthy of winning and deserve the proper consideration, but that's not me, fuck that, I'm a prick and want clean up like "The Jetson's" robot maid and shit. I could also tell you that these are only Internet awards and me winning wouldn't particularly improve my station in life, but that's bullshit, I'm sure there is some uber dork out there that would drop her princess Leia undergarments by me simply saying "Hey baby, I'm a 2 time blackweblog award winner!! Do you want to screw on my backseat or in your Millennium Falcon replica bed??" I could also be hypocritical and go on and on about how I'm too proud to pander for votes despite the fucking Paypal donation link plastered on the side of the page, but I'm a publicity whore, I'd email people picture's of my toddler-sized penis if it would guarantee me a win. Anyway, go here and vote for me in the following categories that I'm nominated for.. Thank you again, make a chronic masturbaters wildest dreams come true!!!

Best Humor Blog:
Best Original Content: (HumanityCritic tells his grankids a very scary story)
Best Personal Blog:
Best Writing in a Blog:
Blog of the Year:

Remember my Campaign Slogan: Three words for a brighter Future.."Humanity Fucking Critic!"

14 comments:

Hypothetically Speaking said...

soooo - do you need my email address?

Anonymous said...

My vote is in...

MM

Sarah said...

You're going to clean up HC!!! I voted.

solitaire said...

Hello darling,

this is your campaign manager/lovely lady/angry Black woman (hahaha)

I'm on US soil and I'm so glad to see all these Black folks! YAYYYY.

I just wanted to say I did NOT approve that campaign slogan. :)

That is all.

GardenFanatic said...

In every category you are in you bitchslap your competition.(I'v echecked) No one can fuck with you. I voted as well.

bec said...

You bring so many flavors to your posts man, I have to give you that nod!

DUKEOFFLUKE said...

Good luck. You know I voted.

I am Jack said...

HUMANITYCRITIC!! CONGRATS! I HAVE BEEN A FAN SINCE DAY ONE SO MY VOTE IS IN!!

ManNMotion said...

What if...the Black Weblog Award Winner turned out to not be Black? After all, this is the internet and Paris Hilton could be posing to promote her upcoming rap album.

Ddot the King said...

I'm celebrating my 1 year blog anniversary today and I've made it a goal to comment on everybodys blog that has ever commented on mine. You were one of my firsts! Thanks for being down with the King!

sandrajeanpoet said...

It seems ironic that your Black Weblog Award vote solicitation sits on top of your "Fuck it, I don't want to be black anymore" post. I'm just sayin’…But seriously, much love and respect. I figure, any man who can publicly (and shamelessly, I must say) own his pre-ejaculation can’t be all bad.

tamara said...

I voted. Based solely on your campaign slogan.

Jazz said...

CONGRATS SWEETS!!! YOU KNOW YOU ROCK! HOLLA AT YOUR GIRL!

jali said...

Voted too.


When do I get my dollar?