Friday, August 04, 2006

A true sign of the Apocalypse: Typing the words "chicken noodle soup" on Youtube



I have never had a post where the title pretty much sums up everything you need to know. It's true, if you go to Youtube, type in the words "chicken noodle soup", you will witness the decay of civilization as you know it. What you will see, as soon as you hit enter on that porn machine you call a computer, is a lengthy display of douche-bags across the globe doing some minstrel-like dance called the "Chicken Noodle Soup". I have to ask you, am I just getting old?? Did our parents look at "The Whop" and dances of my era the same way I look at this dance, privately wondering if these particular individuals are going to smear shoe polish on their face as their blackface "finishing move". Jesus...

13 comments:

Bk_red said...

though i'm a few years younger than you, i too often wonder if i'm getting old. no matter, THAT shit is just ridiculous. corny, cheesy, wack... absolutely nothing cute or cool about that. it's obvious why dude is wearing a mask though, right? and i just have to ask: is that actually a "real" song?

GG said...

At first, I thought it was a joke, but it is an actual song, and BET picked up on it already...

We're the same age, and no one looked at the Wop, or hell, the Butt and thought we were in a minstrel show...

This is just plain sad...

GG

Chubby Chocolate said...

You Tube is the new crack.

jameil1922 said...

appalled. and why is the "creator" of the dance like 30? aren't you far too old to create foolish dances you look like an ass doing?

THE OLD-SCHOOL ZEALOT said...

WTF??? Another nail in the coffin...

THE OLD-SCHOOL ZEALOT said...

WTF??? Another nail in the coffin...

Is that Michael Myers? Shoot that douche rocket!

T. Cas said...

I'm of the opinion that all dancing that requires you to learn steps are stupid. Next thing you know that dude Darren from Soul Food is gonna come out with an instructional video about how to do the Chicken Noodle Soup and the Poole Palace.

Anonymous said...

you think thats bad? check this out:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/07/nyregion/07rapper.html?ex=1155528000&en=d515acc0fa352e0c&ei=5099&partner=TOPIXNEWS

-alex2.0

Breez said...

I had the misfortune of seeing that shyte a few weeks ago. Pitiful.

Anonymous said...

straight up shucking and jiving and cooning. This dance is so sad and stupid but it lets you know how far removed our youths are from their history. If they knew what dancing like that represented, would they still do it? Sad, fucking sad. Give us Free!

Genesis said...

maaaan i live in ny....i went to the kingdome games where they would do that dance. the harlem shake was one thing, but the "chicken noodle soup"? hell no...that does look like some sucking and jiving type shit. WTF? give me snap dancing any day...even though it "looks" gay.

Anonymous said...

the mature men have also caught on to the phenomenon that is
"The Chicken Noodle Soup"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKd49riWLOI

One who tries said...

it's jiggaboo time!!!