Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Man, I Love Me A Quirky Black Girl: Janelle Monae(Vibe)



Until the day that my soul leaves this earth, a couple of criminally underpaid grave diggers throw dirt on my brand new shiny casket, and a disgruntled ex-lover finds it appropriate to sing a rendition of Aretha Franklin's "I Never Loved a Man" as my "sending off" music (with the first line being "You're a no good heart breaker, You're a liar and you're a cheat") - I will always cherish the ground that black women walk on. I know that I can come across as a woman-hater sometimes, and I completely understand the criticism. But that's just a result of women historically taking a healthy shit on my emotions. I'm sure when that brand of bitterness is exorcised and I can successfully channel my sexual perversions into something less vomit inducing, I'm confident that I'll be just fine. Not for nothing, I know I'll ruin my chance of ever getting any Internet ass off of this next line - but if my penis displayed the various hues of women that I'd ever been with, it would resemble that "Terror Alert Level" Chart, to be completely honest with you.(Read more here)

2 comments:

natural muze said...

okay, i love janelle monae...us 'quirky' girls have to stick together. and i am loving your blog! glad i happened upon it.

josie said...

sometimes i think that i think "out of the box" too much for my friends. hey i am just being me.
sorry, i haven't been in for a while