Monday, May 08, 2006
Ladies and Gentleman, HumanityCritic
My mother gave me this picture of myself the other day, and this photo says a million words. For one thing, notice that big chunk of hair missing from my hairline? Yeah, that is when yours truly attempted to cut my hair in a sheer act of adolescent genius. My head looks like a gigantic brown balloon, that corduroy outfit is screaming "future asshole", and it looks like my right eye is doing that Biggie Smalls "what in the fuck are you looking at" thing. Anyway, that's me.