This might sound weird but I have to be honest, sometimes I get tired of hearing myself talk. I realized that I can be preachy, repetitive, and when I am lecturing someone on what I consider to be "real Hip Hop", a voice in my head bluntly says, "Will you shut the fuck up already!!" That being said, I realized that my favorite pastime, besides throat-chopping black republicans and penetrating women with questionable pasts, is constantly coming up with what I feel to be fitting analogies on the current state of Hip hop. Here is my latest diatribe on the state of Hip Hop, which I stand by, but I have so many of these silly analogies I'm getting sick and fucking tired of myself. Here is my most recent one, when talking to this coffee-shop chick at a book store about Hip Hop. Try not to role your eyes too aggressively:
HumaniyCritic: "Listen Sugar tits, Hip Hop to me is like having a thirty something year old son who is now in a coma. Based on his incapacitated state, nothing productive is coming from him at this time, so I'm forced to rely on joyous memories and other evidence of happier times until he wakes up from the state that he is currently in."