Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Throwback video.. Vanity: "Pretty Mess"
This is in honor of one of the women I had a crush on as a kid, one of the women who awakened a lecherous lust that still exists in Humanity F Critic till this day.(Shouts out to Sheila E and Lisa Lisa for starring in many of my preteen nocturnal emissions as well.) I know that Vanity has found Christ and looks down at her past, and this song isn't particularly the best song in the world, but you can't beat a song dedicated to the same substance that stained Monica Lewinsky's dress. I love this video because even though I'm sure they called themselves being subtle and tasteful, being that the topic of the song was male ejaculate, it definitely comes off as over the top and outright funny. But it got me to thinking, if I'm with a woman and say, "My bad, I didn't mean to get it all over your clothes!" and she replies, "No, it's a pretty mess.", I'm marrying her ass! That being said, this is one of the best songs about sperm ever.